chuckle-voodooz:

chuckle-voodooz:

Did Trump seriously shut down the US government because he’s not getting his way with the damn wall shit

OH I SEE

george-cumby:

My future wife probably laid up with her man right now thinking they gone last forever and shit..Yeah alright, see yo ass in a couple years.

(Source: ntbx)

legalwifi:

when your mother repeats what you have to do a thousand times

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

not to be dramatic but life is too hard and i’m too sensitive

(Source: mothurs)

starry-thread:

*deep sigh* i wish some distant relative of mine would leave me an old farm in their will so i could fuck off to the countryside and save the harvest goddess

guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

trillow:

yes i’d like to trade in my notes for some prizes now

kateriverameliawolfe:

riverthunder:

malfqy:

remember in goblet of fire when minerva says ‘potter’s a boy, not a piece of meat!’

imagine harry telling her everything after the battle of hogwarts, telling her about how dumbledore raised him like a pig for slaughter, and how he had to die and mcgonagall gets so goddamned mad

she loses control for the first time that harry’s EVER seen and she’s actually yelling, she’s so pissed that harry was seventeen and he had to accept death and dumbledore KNEW he would have to die and NEVER TOLD HIM

and harry’s about to cry because yeah his friends would be devastated if he was gone but NO ONE got this damn pissed that dumbledore had raised him so that he could die at the right time and mcgonagall’s in the middle of a rant and he just shoots up and hugs her and she’s stunned into silence but after a moment she hugs back and it’s great

and then she goes up to her office and starts screaming at dumbledore’s portrait because ‘i don’t care if it had to happen, albus, he is a CHILD-’

This is the Minerva McGonagall content we deserve, and make no mistake, we were robbed

Minerva: Sit. Have a biscuit Potter.

Harry: *sits*

Minerva: Excuse me..

Minerva: *all hell breaks loose ranting at Dumbledore*

vichy:

vichy:

my family used to have this sort of abstract watercolour painting up in our dining room, it was there as early as i can remember, and i always hated it. one day when i was like ten my mom came up to me, and i guess handed me something but i dont remember what, and she was like “can you put this on the shelf, by the bird painting?”

and i was like “..the what?”

and she was like “the painting of the bird on the branch. can you put it there” and she pointed to the abstract painting

and i was like “how is that a bird”

and she said “well what do you think it is?”

and was like “it’s a beached whale with a giant eye, blowing blood out of its blow hole onto the legs of a guy who’s running away”

..and i guess my mom thought that was like funny or weird or something so she told my dad about it, and he immediately said “oh, you mean the reindeer painting?”

since you guys wanted to see it